What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?
Last Updated: 29.06.2025 12:17
No go.
Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to
Specializing in Odds & Ends.
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Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...
So they tried
Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)
How are you spending your best time?
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They put up a sign reading
Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...
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Everyone loved it.
Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives
Catatonics & High Colonics
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This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to
Hysterias & Posteriors
Still no good
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Unacceptable again!
The town council was livid and insisted they change it.
Nuts and Butts
Just Forget it!
Thumbs down again.
So, the docs changed it to read
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Schizoids & Haemorrhoids
Minds and Behinds
Freaks and Cheeks
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Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones
share office space ...
No way
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Next, they tried...
I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.
Then came..
No, not a chance
Loons and Moons
Another attempt resulted in ...
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Analysis & Anal Cysts
Still no good.
Lost Souls & Butt Holes
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